Reported on by Dick Beeman: Meta-analyses of independently replicated, double-blind scientific studies have confirmed that dance ameliorates indisposition and alleviates debilitation. Medical expert Dr. Jubilation T. Feelgood reports that over 90% of afflicted participants rallied after only 3 dances.
WARNING: [Folk Dancing] May be habit-forming. Side effects can include flushed cheeks, a sparkle in the eye, a swelling heart, a bounce in the step, and in extreme cases, a tingling sensation, light-headedness, light-footedness, oxytocin uptick, a quickening pulse and cardiopulmonary titillation.
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